Stuckey's of Fellsmere
I-95 Exit 156
10950 County Road 512
Sebastian, FL USA
http://www.stuckeys.com
Where is it?

Given the four identities, you'd think four bathrooms would accommodate the place. But no! There's only one bathroom here and it's a shoddy one tucked in the way back left corner of the shop, past the restaurant, convenience store, gas station cashier and souvenir shop.
Of course you'll have to go through the whole lot of it to the loo, making it a bit of a tedious trek, especially if you're in a hurry.... To make the most of the trip, stick towards the souvenirs section, where you can see everything from Florida-orange-based foods (jams, jellies, marinades, etc.) to preserved baby alligator heads. Yum.
What's it like?
The store around it isn't all that clean to begin with. Not that it's overtly dirty, but it also isn't exactly sparkling. For example, the floors are mopped but you can still see accumulations of dust and grime on them.

Functionally speaking, the sink faucets seem to have disappeared (perhaps eaten by one of the alligators in the souvenir shop?), leaving you to turn on the water by twisting these round metal knobs that sort of work and sort of don't. Expect lots of dripping here. It's also kind of gross, considering the place isn't that clean to begin with.

Marks out of 10:

Comments to the Management:
Time to overhaul and update the place. It seriously needs it. Consider adding some knickknacks from the souvenir shop (or even some wall decor, like an add for the restaurant food) to give it some semblance of character.
1 comment:
Sure, Stuckey's is filthy, and there is little privacy in the relief station, but this is a sublime haven for experiencing an array of cultures and countercultures. I like ordering a greasy cheeseburger and a milkshake, and observing all the rif raf that meanders through. Really, when you think about it, the lack of privacy in the men's room can lead to intriguing conversation. If someone walks in while my pants are dropped to the floor and my bottom is nestled on the toilet seat while I am reading the newspaper, I just lift my hand, tip my cap and offer a warm hello!
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